I went with itty bitty titties.
I usually don't get close enough to get a whiff of her breath or to see or smell her "down there." So I'll go with what I can most appreciate from a distance.
Still though, if I'm standing back and I get a whiff of something that reminds me of the wharf at Monterey or a smell like something died, I'm not getting any closer.
I'd like to nominate another option though: facial hair. If a woman's got a little bit of fuzz, I don't mind, but if I have to look for boobs to tell if you're really a woman, it's all bad.
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