I went with bitch tits, because, let's face it, no girl wants to love a man who has a bigger rack than she does. I've always had a repulsion for men with tits ever since I was old enough to notice the opposite sex. I always had the fat nerds with sports bras going after me, and I would not have it. Sooo gross.
The small dick thing is a close second. That's just never fun. But to be honest, I have yet to find a guy who is truly good in bed, so maybe I should just start batting for the other team...
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