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1. I love a good extravagant killing spree

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is everyone who wrote the Phil Spector hits of the early 60s.

3. I was in hell, rubbing my hands together maniacally when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & flaming.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is when I can't remember who to ask for abortion money.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her coke stare.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his Art Garfunkel hair.

8. The bathroom is no place for a marriage proposal.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for shooting up.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on fecal matter.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a transexual Stevie to a coked-up Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great casserole is only she hadn't pushed the red button.

13. My inability to refrain from breaking into song mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to do lines off of Jimmy Iovine's ass.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to buy a plane ticket to get me far away from the next ledgie convention.