1. I love a good stiff drink.
2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Ennio Morricone.
3. I was probably stardust when Louise de Vilmorin died.
4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & appalled by horse's teeth.
5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is having to spend a lot of money on condoms.
6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, are her lips (or so I've heard).
7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, are his eyes.
8. The bathroom is no place for reading the morning paper.
9. The kitchen is certainly no place for testing the sturdiness of your table.
10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on a certain someone's pole.
11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a naked Stevie to a TimeSpace Stevie (and that's saying something).
12. Fellow ledgie Paula could have been a really great person if only she hadn't befriended a Canadian.
13. My inability to turn down the sarcasm mars my interaction with other ledgies.
14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow coke up Lindsey's ass.
15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to get out from having to go to the next ledgie convention.
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