1. I love a good lay.
2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Stephanie Nicks, obvz.
3. I was completely unaffected when Louise de Vilmorin died.
4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & steadfast in their devotion.
5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is finding a backseat to practice that kama sutra you've been hearing so much about.
6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her go go gadget foot.
7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his left big toe.
8. The bathroom is no place for songwriting.
9. The kitchen is certainly no place for birthday cakes in the shape and color of a phallus.
10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on kicking ass and taking names, y'all.
11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a wailing Stevie to a bellowing Stevie.
12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great reader for the blind if only she hadn't laughed at those poor souls.
13. My inability to think like a retard mars my interaction with other ledgies.
14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow fire from her mouth on anyone who adopts babies for the wrong reason.
15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to heckle at the next ledgie convention.
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