1. I love a good
meal.
2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is
whoever Carrie said.
3. I was
clueless as to who Louise de Vilmorin was when she died.
4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, &
lots of fun.
5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is
???
6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her
boobs, I mean
eyes.
7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is
the songwriting part of his brain. 
8. The bathroom is no place for
taking photos, Stevie.
9. The kitchen is certainly no place for
wearing giant sunglasses, Stevie.
10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on
hominy.
11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a
svelte Stevie to a tubby Stevie.
12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great
lesbian if only she hadn't been attracted to men. I was once told this.
13. My inability to
tolerate stupidity mars my interaction with other ledgies.
14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to
wtf, David?
15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________ to the next ledgie convention.
Um. Not gonna happen. I don't need to meet anyone else here that badly.
