1. I love a good _______stiff drink____________.
2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __hell if i know_______.
3. I was ____completly clueless____ when Louise de Vilmorin died.
4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____smartasses_______.
5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ____yeah, besides teenage pregnancy, there are none__.
6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _____skin?______.
7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ____hehe...cycles_______.
8. The bathroom is no place for ___________cooking_________.
9. The kitchen is certainly no place for _____pooping__________.
10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on ________nasty Kentuckian teeth____.
11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __live___ Stevie to a ____dead___ Stevie.
12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great ____doctor____ if only she hadn't _____flunked med school_______.
13. My inability to ______be as big of a smartass______ mars my interaction with other ledgies.
14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ________try and sell us on how beautiful Vivian Fox is__________.
15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________moon all of you_________ at the next ledgie convention.
