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Originally Posted by David
And don't do what so many people do at the gym. I call them The Perambulators. You see them walking this way, walking back that way, slowly strolling every which way. But you never seem them A) using any exercise equipment, or B) sweating. They just seem to be people-watching, but hiding it by strolling around for two hours. It's funny to watch them because they're trying to look as if they were on their way to the cardio area or the free weights area or the abs torture area, but you NEVER see them actually using any of that equipment. Occasionally, they stop to chat with someone. They just keep strolling & meandering & perambulating. What ****tards!  |
The gym bunnies, yes they are everywhere.
One of my pet peeves is when you are using a piece of equipment, and invariably there is some girl on the floor next to you stretching. But not just any kind of stretching- invariably it involves lots of bending over, legs wide open in the air, thrusting, etc. You know, stuff that she could have easily been doing in the privacy of her own
goddamn home. And of course she is checking everyone out to see how much attention she gets with her hey-nanny-nanny wide open for all to see. And of course, standing right next to her, I automatically feel like I have to do anything I can to prevent my head from even turning in her direction because 1) there are some things I just do not want to look at, 2) I don't want to give her the satisfaction of thinking that I may have been looking and 2) I don't want to come off as some kind of perv. And most laughably, in this part of the city, let's just say that there probably weren't too many other guys at the gym interested in her display either.
