Quote:
Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon
Just want to add Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
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Love:
Silent Night (Stevie)
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (pretty much anyone, but I love the Pretenders' version)
Coventry Carol
Winter Wonderland
Baby Please Come Home
Merry Christmas from the Family (Robert Earl Keen)...lyrics:
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel
Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Marys
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Haleluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family
Sweet! I found the video:
Don't love:
Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime (sorry, Paul)
Then there's this....
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia
-- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2. Amnesia
--I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder
-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode)
-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
5. Multiple Personality Disorder
-- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
6. Paranoid
-- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7. Borderline Personality Disorder
-- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
8. Antisocial Personality Disorder
-- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
-- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
10. Agoraphobia
-- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia
-- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder
-- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder
-- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
AND FINALLY:
14. Attention Deficit Disorder
-- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!