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Bette Davis was/is my favorite actress. Here are a couple of her quotes that always crack me up....

*I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

*The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

*When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.

*An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

* I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.

* Old age aint for sissies

* I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair

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