[Richard B]

Young Frankenstein
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.

and this one

[Dr. Frederick Frankenstein goes into the room with The Monster. The Monster wakes up]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!

Frankie & Johnny
Nedda: (Talking to her pet turtle and eating her cereal) Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.

A Fish Called Wanda
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead! Bring out your dead!

Mighty Aphrodite
Linda: Okay, so I had one guy fuking me from behind and two guys dressed as cops in my mouth and all I could think was, "I like acting. I wanna study."