[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Sarah

Dudes, it's not that he ate the popcorn twice a day. It's that he had a ritual of pulling it out of the microwave immediately, opening the bag, sticking his head in, and deeply inhaling the steam and fumes and crap. What a ree ree... he was practically begging for it. Thusly, he deserves popcorn lung. Screw it, I'm kind of grouchy today, so I'll go on and say that he deserves two popcorn lungs.

i think he deserves three. beat that.