I have something like this... I mean these happen all the time but this one sticks in my mind for some reason. I was driving my crappy little van in the centre of London, in the most almighty traffic. Anyway, a taxi cab tries to push in front of me in a really annoying way as he comes out of a side street, so I annoyingly angled the van so he couldn't get out, what an ass. Anyway, he winds down his crappy window and says:
Taxi driver: Think you're f**king clever, do you?
Me: I do OK.
TD: What have you gained from doing that?
Me: I stayed in front of you.
TD: New to this game, are ya?
Me: I wish I was.
TD: Every day, I do this, every day I'm here in the traffic.
Me: What do you want, a f**king medal?
TD: F**k off.
That was about it, but I figured the vibe fitted in here
