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Originally Posted by Sarah
Hell no. I could never lose my pants in public. There's just absolutely no way that would happen, unless someone removed my pants from me after I completely lost consciousness. And, to be really honest, I'd probably die from alcohol poisoning before I could consume enough alcohol to actually get that drunk. 
My friends call me Captain Awesome when I drink. But after the awesome phase starts to wind down, I turn into sleepy drunk.  |
Right, I have only taken my pants of on purpose, then put them back on.
That's, uh, nice your friends gave you a nickname. Between Captain Awesome and Captain Sleepy is Captain Starving for me.
And have you experimented with rollerblading while drunk? So.fun. But only if you are coordinated. So, I'm not recommending it or anything unless you are a good rollerblader. Otherwise, use regular skates.
This reminds me of the time in fourth grade when I made my best friend break her arm b/c I told her some thing on the bars was so easy, just try it, etc. Assuming, you know, that she had an ounce of regular coordination? It
was pretty easy, though, I think a cherry drop from the parallel bars.
I didn't realize she was such a total Ree. Thus my disclaimer, here: If you are a total Ree, don't do it.
I would never.ever.ever.ever. lose sight of 41,000 dollars of mine. I would wear a chastity belt wherein the $41,000 was lodged, under lock and key.