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Originally Posted by Sarah
don't say mashed potatoes 
i live for mashed potatoes and there aren't any near me right now
they are.. how do you say... the perfect blend of flavor and texture. ahhhhh.
and plz. nothing scares me.  sounds like you may have a fetish or two yourself. |
A fetish for delicious mash potatoes? You bet your ass. But since you won't be smearing them on your ear, I say we have a fair fight on our hands.
I'm fast and crazy, so bring it on. Just remember, I haven't had mashed potatoes in years, so I'm extra mean. Thas' right. I'm f*cking carbybuttery deprived, so i'm ready to rumble.
Wait, instead of fighting, shouldn't we really just be trying to get some mashed potatoes with butter? Just saying, suddenly that seemed like a way better idea. Call me crazeh...there could be a task force, and we could solve mash potatoe mysteries, ferret them out wherever they lurk..mmmmm....drooll...ooo, wait, Werewolves of London just came on the radio, I have to go. Cause, yeah, that's a tough girl fighter song!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! BEEFCAAAAKE!!!!!!!!
*But still, I'd like to meet his tailor*