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Originally Posted by Sarah
everybody pees. some of us just pee more pristine and clearly than others. *eyelashbat*
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I've heard southern girls pee champagne. If that is true, can you come right over?
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Originally Posted by Sarah
and lolcats. i don't have uncles that i associate with, and i also don't eat varmints other than chikkins. i wouldn't eat chikkins, but, they's tasty little boogers, and i just can't quit. it's a weakness, okay? you don't have to harp on it!
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I got a squirrel and some of his porcupine friends that say different. They
know you.
Know.
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Originally Posted by Sarah
and FOR THE RECORD i only take advantage of people who like to be taken advantage of. so what if i get them a little drunk first? yeah, i said it. what more do you want from me?
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Everyone knows natives can't handle the alkyhol. They aint irish. And who said they liked it? That one guy who couldn't stop staring at your boobs? Yeah. Just cause you got some white girl boobs doesn't mean anyone needs your fridge. mmmkay?
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that part was gold. "wretched-ass" is totally something i would say.  |
Luckily for us, many things are wretched ass. *knocks on woodchuck, in the southern tradition*