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Originally Posted by amber
Belles don't pee, bitch! Suck it up! Wipe of your fricking deoderant, Get your lesbian out, tell your uncles to bring you the cooked and done part of the varmint for your snackitude, with spices, and go take advantage of some eskimos, if, you know, you think that is a valuable thing to do in life. Man, southerners will take advantage of anyone!
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everybody pees. some of us just pee more pristine and clearly than others. *eyelashbat*
and lolcats. i don't have uncles that i associate with, and i also don't eat varmints other than chikkins. i wouldn't eat chikkins, but, they's tasty little boogers, and i just can't quit. it's a weakness, okay? you don't have to harp on it!
and FOR THE RECORD i only take advantage of people who like to be taken advantage of. so what if i get them a little drunk first? yeah, i said it. what more do you want from me?
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that part was gold. "wretched-ass" is totally something i would say.
