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Originally Posted by Sarah
oh laaaawwlz. (+10 draawwwl for added effect) 
i feel called out, complimented, patronized, and coveted all at the same time. damn you! i have my rough edges... but i could probably sell an icebox to an eskimo. 
i do have to say you're off about the chikin & varmint skinnin'. that kind of stuff is just not appropriate for a belle.
(all this giggling makes me have to pee. ) |
Belles don't pee, bitch! Suck it up! Wipe of your fricking deoderant, Get your lesbian out, tell your uncles to bring you the cooked and done part of the varmint for your snackitude,
with spices, and go take advantage of some eskimos, if, you know, you think that is a valuable thing to do in life. Man, southerners will take advantage of
anyone!
Here's you:
"Hey, 'Skimos, tired of hunting whales for your livelihood? Subsisting on seal meat got you down? Government been taking your land for development? Ice floes been a' meltin'? No polar bears left? Well, if you only had this FRIDGE, your problems would be solved! I know you got ice up here, but you never really had ice until you've had...THE SARAHICEFLOW4000!!!! Tired of venturing out of your igloo to chip ice to make your whiskey and coke cold? With the SARAHICEFLOW4000, you never have to leave your wretched ass igloo again!!!"
And so forth. Ad nauseum.