oh laaaawwlz. (+10 draawwwl for added effect)
i feel called out, complimented, patronized, and coveted all at the same time. damn you! i have my rough edges... but i could probably sell an icebox to an eskimo.
i do have to say you're off about the chikin & varmint skinnin'. that kind of stuff is just not appropriate for a belle.
(all this giggling makes me have to pee.
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