[Sarah]

Originally Posted by amber

Now, I can't chat further, as I need to eat my lunch of sprouts and avacados, go get a boob job, and hit a couple environmental protests. I also need to write lots of crabby whiny letters to my congresswomen about ending war and stuff. In the meantime, I need to grow my armpit hair, smoke some bowls, and pretend deoderant doesn't exist. Also, I need to wrap my white girl dreads. Peace out, yo. Oaktown rules. Fight the man. But not with anger, with love and rainbow light, 'kay? I also need to paint rainbows on my door for the love of my gay brothren and sistren. Later, I have plans to trip out in the park, hug some trees, become one with the world. You know, typical day here in Cali. Oh, ****, I just remembered I gotta save some rainforests tomorrow. I'll meditate on that whilst I prepare a few dozen veggie pot burritos. Crap, I left the burrito maker in the tree I was living in!!! Gotta bail, I think an endangered owl is eating my beans and rice right now!!! And you don't want a high owl living in your redwood tree house, trust. He'll eat down all your organic free range mice! Oh sh*t!!

omg.

btw, southern girls ftw.