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Originally Posted by sara1998
Hello, my name is Maria! I am soon to be 30, a mother of an 8 year old, Sara, and stepmother of a 15 year old, Samantha, and these two kids are my life. We have 2 dogs, Bloo, a chihuahua, and Holly, a standard poodle. I'm also an office flunkie, but I'm currently taking a college class here and there to hopefully earn my associates in nursing. I love the outdoors and the water.
And I'm hungry as hell...
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I couldn't imagine who Sara is named after. And here's a stupid chihuahua joke.
"What are the two sadest breeds of dog?"
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Chi-wah-wah and the Melan Collie." 
Cracks me up everytime.