A friend of mine loves to hear the stories of the crazy place I work - whether it's our wacky cases, or the wacky attorneys. She calls it "Austin Legal," and literally starts jonesing if we haven't talked for awhile. She wants to write a book.
I'm working on an Answer and just typed this - these are 2 female teachers who "allegedly" got into a fight on an elementary school playground:
Respondent denies that she “kicked” Ms. _________ with “the spike part of her dress shoe.” Respondent admits that she placed her right shoe (which had a flat sole) on Ms. ____________'s lower right back. Respondent didn’t push, and Ms. __________did not move at all.
I'll have more to add to this thread later...maybe Jason can give some advice on what we're doing in New Orleans.