lol...ok well...I shower in the morning when I get up (usually), and then I brush my teeth, and moisturize, etc...lol
In the shower I use:
- Suave 2 in 1 Shampoo (its cheap)
- Loreal Superior Preference conditioner
- Villa Floriani Cucumber Cleansing Gel (facial scrub. I would die without it)
I use Crest toothpaste. And Old Spice deodorant.

And I use Eucerin replenishing moisturizer, and then Nivea for Men aftershave.
Sometimes I use Axe spray to get a little extra fragrance, but I never use more than two sprays!
At night I just brush my teeth.
I want so much to be like Patrick Bateman, it's not funny.
"I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."