My.God.
eerily accurate, according to me, and things I would imagine. Although, I think Stevie would flirt more first. There would be more of a big production...she would change lingerie outfits...several times...and demand the guy say "oo, I love the red one!" then "ooo, the gold one is great!" then "those shoes are so hot on you!" then "that black one is so slimming!"...then "take off the shawl, baybeh!"...then, if he didn't say it with enough feeling, there would be a big vague sorrowful song about it...because obviously he didn't love her enough...otherwise....spot on.
Just had to pop in and say that I've decided you are a genius. I always suspected from your Stevie picture captions. Now I am sure. Keep up the important yet useless yet infinitely amusing work.
Ta. I'm glad I happened to check in tonight, cause I hate missing genius.