LOL at the title of this thread but the first post was frickin hilarious. i can't begin to top that but here's how i would see it. if i offend anyone, sorry ahead of time.
if they'd go for it:
stevie: only if he's terribly unattractive & horribly misunderstood & most important, a member of some band (young indie, unsigned ok. has already done the big names) asks if he'll call again. talks constantly before, during and after.
lb: no way unless he's a little drunk (or stoned)
and gets a glimpse of her seductively nibbling snack crackers (these two go hand in hand)
and is feeling insecure about his performance (musically) that night
and is on the outs at home
and she doesn't appear to have too much of a brain (no books will be written & lb doesn't like the intellectual competition when it's a
just sex relationship.) no talk, only idle conversation before & awkward mumbling after.
john: doubtful but if so, goes about it in a very practical way (people need sex, no harm done.) secretly wonders during & after what all the fuss is about. it's just a band. not all that flattered by the attention but more flustered. doesn't talk during. would be very considerate afterward. drives her home.
mick: in his british way, comes off as only slightly interested but once home or at a hotel, feasts off her like she's his last. likes to talk during (& likes to be replied to in one-word answers) but little talk before (only praise) & none after. not unusually flattered by her attention. leaves the modesty to john.
christine: comes off as quiet during initial meeting but once home or at a hotel, gives the groupie more than he bargained for & then some. is completely wasted & babbles during. comes off at motherly after. groupie drives her home.
