Coyote Ugly is on TV, and I'm having a Cocktail moment, wherein I suddenly feel it's very important to learn to flip bottles of alcohol and glasses trickily and athletically in a fun, sexy manner while dancing. Jaz. I'm saying that, because I think you have special powers and are the only one who can see my posts.

If I didn't have a think against wasting perfectly good alcohol, I'd be practicing
right now.
I also want to work for Maria Bello. Growl.
