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Originally Posted by LikeAWillow
No, if I was five, you'd actually have liked me.  |
oh. true.
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*five seconds after Kate's mom walks away*
"Damn Carrie, is it just me or is Kate's mom really hot?"
"I was about to say it too. She's REALLY hot."
*getting in the car*
"What a great night...Kate's mom's f*ckin hot"
*driving home*
"Yada, yada, Say You Will, singing, singing, Kate's mom's f*cking HOTT"
"I don't know if we've talked about this yet but...Kate's mom's really hot"
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oh my god, i am laughing so hard.
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Um, it pretty much is. I only made my pact with the devil after it was decided that the baby jesus hated me.
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dear baby jesus,
please help us find somewhere to park ... pleeeeease????
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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx
LOL. So after we went to Max & Erma's, Carrie needed some drugs. So we went to Eckerd. Well, the door? Kinda stuck. And when it opened, it made a full-on fart noise. Like, incredibly loud. There was a huge line in Eckerd, so as people left, all you heard was "BRRRRRRGH. BRRRRRGH." I was on my knees. Maturity is over-rated.
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lololololololllllllllll. the great part was the other door didn't do that, but nobody would use that one. people liked the fart door.
liez.