I have more trees in my yard than anyone in this side of town, "Nan nanna boo boo, y'all smell like doo doo"
My yard stays shaded throughout the summer (Which is why the grass dies out - but I dont mind since I wont have to mow dead grass)
I have several huge Birch trees, American Elm trees (aka "Piss Elms") a blackberry tree and a famosa tree. There's another huge tree on the lot, but I cannot remember what exactly the type it is (It has large bean pods that grow to over a foot in length - and it sprouts white flowers before the bean pods grow).
According to my older brother, I have more trees in my yard than the whole city of Lubbock Texas.