I'll have to think more about the official list.
story.
last week I was in my car during insider live. You know where i'm going with this.
I'm at work, but hanging out eating my mcD's fries dreading going back in. I'm tearing the **** out of that song. I'm stevie. Stevie and I are one.
"AAAAAAAAANND I'm THE ONE WHO OUGHTA KNOOOOOOOOOO..huh??"
my boss is tapping on my window wanting to give me something.
the only thing he could say was "you got bird **** on your car...haha" I thought " you should check my pants"
yeah. I still haven't gotten over that. I'll try to think of more later.