I don't watch soaps, but my mom always puts CBS on at the crack of ass (read: 6 AM), and we're always so rushed anymore that we forget to turn the TV off. The cats watch it, though. I am being serious. Anyway, I get home from school around 2:45, and as soon as I walk into the living room, there's a lame soap on. I catch the tail end of whatever show is in that slot almost every day.
That's basically the extent of my soap-watching. I usually just throw my books down, plop down on the couch, and catch the Married... With Children and King Of The Hill reruns on FX instead. Soaps are just too much for me. I have no attention span as it is, so for me to keep track of who's having the alien baby? Or what about the midget kid who is just a figment of some old broad's imagination? No thanks.
