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Originally Posted by carrie721
right now i am recovering from my snow extravaganza. decided (stupidly) to leave my house (the house i'm dogsitting at, actually) to go see my mother and get my mail, and realized that even tho we've gotten tons and tons and tons of snow, nothing has been plowed! i got stuck in the snow twice on the way over there (a 2.5 mile drive  ). then when i got home, maya wanted to play in the snow. so we went in the back yard for a bit and i threw the ball for her and ended up slipping and falling on my back (i'm praying this doesn't f up my sciatic nerve again), getting covered in snow, and then maya ran over, jumped over me, sprinkling snow all over me from above as well.  i left, and it took me 5 minutes to get out of where i was parked. finally got stuck again in the driveway - had to shovel my way to the garage. for about 15 seconds i didn't give a **** about global warming and thought "wouldn't it be nice to have a mf'ing snow blower?" |
Dude.
Maybe you shouldn't leave the house anymore. It's obviously way too dangerous out there for you.
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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky
Men gotta understand that we have to wipe both sides. There's no shaking it dry when you're a lady. And you need a nice thick pad of paper between your hand and your... stuff. You know? Can't risk actual contact.  |
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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky
It's the truth though. Women have to wipe after number 1, not just after number 2.
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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss
 Just teasing. Your little fluffs appreciate the stuff you got for them. They would order their own stuff, but they don't have credit cards!  |
I swear to God, for a minute, I didn't think you were talking about her cats, Jim.
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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky
They're cute, but not particularly rewarding pets. Sort of a hands off, just observe kind of pet, like fish, only not. Their skin produces a mild toxin, so it's not advisable to handle them if you can help it.
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Not a whole lot of cuddling then, I guess.