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Originally Posted by carrie721
you bitch, i sing the shark song really well. but you don't care. you're all, you don't have a weiner so i'm not interested. it's discrimination. i would sing the shark song to you until you were carried away to a magical land where i looked like a genevieve bufordinellio. or whatever.
i also wrote another song yesterday about the dog i'm watching right now ... and i sing that one really well!
maggie maggie may
maggie maggie moo
maggie maggie me
maggie maggie youuuuu!
read it and weep, amber, because you're never getting a piece of this. 
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*weeps* then *snickers*
Um...bufordinellio?

She's not Italian, you're getting your almost ethnicities mixed up. As in, French and Italian are almost ethnicities, but still actually white. But white people often don't realize that. I mean, really, really white people.
Suck on thiiiiiiiis, I'm a shaaark:
Spanky oh Spanky
who's my sexy man?
Spanky oh spanky
I feed you when I can
Why are you growling
at those other cats?
Spanky, oh Spanky,
don't be an asshat.
I just want to stop and say, if you see a Bujold movie, you will have a crush, too.
Wait..."discrimination"???

Yep, me not sleeping with you is totally a hate crime. I see that now.