well. I know where my vote must go. It's a difficult decision-voting for your homestate
but after last night-I knew it couldn't be any other way.
I went to see my bro play last night. The town was about 45 minutes away. It was pretty....bad.
not them-they were great! and my brother was good!!! He was all grown up and of course I think I cried a few times. (just a few
)
THEN...god then-I decided to go to the bathroom
the girl with pink hair, and a little strapless shirt with a black bra-it looked like some-dominatrix bra-leather...rhinestones....etc...that crisscrossed in the front AND back was talking to the other girl. Pink hair is girl 1. Other girl-girl 2.
I'm in the stall trying to mind my own business but have my ear up to the wall to get all the good gossip.
Girl 2 "he's a WHORE!!!"
girl1 "who?!"
girl 2 "my baby daddy" (please people..i'm not making this up..I wish I were)
girl 1 "who is that?"
girl 2 "the guy at the door taking cover charges and checking id's. He said it wasn't his baby, and that he wanted a MAternity test. I brought him up here one time...and he said 'I ain't that baby's daddy...he look more like you than me"
girl1 "how many times has he seen him??"
girl 2 "twice. He had me locked up when I was four months pregnant"
(by this time I'm washing my hands. It's like a train wreck-you can't look away. So I would be looking at my hands, then find myself drifting up looking at them and then back down at my hands
)
girl 2 "His new girlfriend looks like mr. ed...you know..the talking horse"
good god. The only thing I could think about was that she has a two month old and she's at a bar. AND the fact that she brought him up there one night. Anyone see
sweet home alabama?? "you have a baby....in a bar"
my vote goes to kentucky
