Well. Dont say i didnt warn you

sarah came home friday to close on their kentucky house (they recently moved to TN) when she returned today, her director said (in a sweet calm voice) "caitlyn made the wrong choice on friday. She ate her feces"

wtf? Making the wrong choice is going to mcdonald's instead of subway

they said she was in the restroom and they walked in and she had it ALL over her face. The girl that was supposed to be watching her said she had seen it earlier but thought it was chocolate pudding

seriously. I couldnt even begin to make this up.