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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD
trying to determine my best course of action to call-in :sick: tomorrow...finger down the throat at the reception desk upon exit...or start heaving with coughs now?
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Start the coughs. Work up a real good one. Harsh, crunchy sounding and racked. Sing along to an old Stevie recording way out of your range tonight.
Then you will sound like real hell in the AM when you call in.
I am waiting for a hateful meeting to start.
Then I have to go the liquor store to stock up for my party.
And wrap some presents. And vacuum out the fireplace. And clean the kitchen counter. And change my sheets before I collapse onto them at about midnight.