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Originally Posted by carrie721
oh god ... the embarrassment is far worse than getting sick afterward. god, i can barely even bring myself to think about my work xmas party last year, or my boss's wedding last summer ... when my drunk ass spilled red wine all over my his white carpet.  
my lowest point was getting completely blitzed, propositioning a coworker (  ), getting rejected, and then getting so drunk i couldn't move, only to wake up the next day to find i had left my car windows down, and it had stormed. fab! |
*backs away slowly....*
I never, ever proposition people when drunk. Reading this story of yours made
my cheeks redden. Actually, I never do that bad of things at all. I'm a little too nice, and...oh, that's right, I actually get pretty clumsy when I'm drunk. I mean, I'm sure everyone does, but I'm not used to it, and I still try to move fast and stuff. One night, a group of us had gone back to my apartment, and I was making snacks and pouring wine - the neighbor guy who had a girlfriend who wasn't there and he was a scorpio was flirting with me, and I cut myself with a knife and broke a wine glass within about five minutes of each other. He was agitating me and I was drunk. Bad combo. Taken a couple ass tumbles on my rollerblades going to fast around the corner. I think i had a little bike problem once. I always come up the next day with multiple mysterious bruises. The thing is, I'm not weaving and hobbling like other drunk people, I'm walking normal and fast and slamming into things.
Good thing it doesn't hurt much when you are drunk.
During almost my whole 20's, too, I had good friends as bartenders, here and in Chico. Freedrinkapalooza. One of my friends here worked in 2 bars, and one in Chico did as well. So, double fun.