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Originally Posted by strandinthewind
Thanks again to all!!!!
Well, after my NINTH margarita, we hauled out to a seedy local strip club, where a buck naked woman was dancing on my table as they served a $5.99 steak, that she squatted on and - bless her heart - picked up. Needless to say, I requested another one and tipped her more than the steak cost. At one point, I was wearing someone's full length mink and singing into a mic. someone foolishly let within 20 feet of my tequila soaked a$$. I have not left my bed today.
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She picked up your
steak?! It strikes me that I haven't been living up to my full potential...I thought only people in foreign countries had that skill.
Only 9 Margaritas? Wow, you are getting older...
Why did you go to a girl strip club? It was the steak, wasn't it, you were salivating for a $5.99 steak.