[goldustsongbird]

Originally Posted by Wild_Heart03

You could always adapt that for the Christmas season too.

When I think about you I touch my elf... (lame I know)

I saw an icon on LJ that said that! Must use.

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

"well I did all those stupid MASTURBATION exercises Dr. Eve"

"good Earl, how'd it go?"

"well, at first, I felt kinda silly cause I couldn't think of who to use. I started out, like you said, with a man. I used Wardell from back home. Then I switched to Ms. Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies."

- Sordid Lives



you really have to hear the inflection when he says MASTURBATION.

Originally Posted by danax6

Yes, I use Chantilly Lace. Makes me feel real loose like a long necked goose.

Helllllooooo, baybeh!