"well I did all those stupid MASTURBATION exercises Dr. Eve"
"good Earl, how'd it go?"
"well, at first, I felt kinda silly cause I couldn't think of who to use. I started out, like you said, with a man. I used Wardell from back home. Then I switched to Ms. Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies."
- Sordid Lives
you really have to hear the inflection when he says MASTURBATION.