I tried to watch but it made me feel sea sick. She's such a hoe. Her equestrian theme is embarrassing and all those horse's falling down in the Steeplechase on the background screen was horrifying! I couldn't watch. I'm an equestrian and I thought that was in very poor taste. Sorry to bring up the Dixie Chicks again, but after seeing them perform, not only do they play a kazillion instruments, write their own songs, and have beautiful voices, they're a hard act to follow. Madonna totally depends on a huge stage production because she can't sing. I guess that's why she humps everything

When she came out with that guitar and pretended to play it, I thought, this is pathetic and turned to "Show Me the Money" with Captin Kirk and the Dancers. Has anyone seen this game show? It's hilarious!