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Originally Posted by estranged4life
loved all types of music, which apparently is where I inherited my 'fanatical' musical fascination from (Remember, I am named after the leader of the Beach Boys, the one and only Mr.Brian Wilson!)
At my Mom's funeral last March, I was asked by the preciding Pastor if my Mom had any music picked out to be played before/during the funeral...Well, Knowing my Mom's 'warped' sense of humor I was tempted to play her favorite songs by the band WAR (I can't think of the title of the song, but I remember one of the verses which was my Mom's theme song) but I sure only my older brother Geary & myself would get the joke:
"I'll whoop yer Momma's ass
I'll whoop yer Daddy's ass
I'll whoop yer sista's ass
I might even whoop my own ass
Ass kicker...
Booty whooper")
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I don't think the pastor would've gotten that song either.
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Originally Posted by estranged4life
As for a tough bitch, My Mom had a co-worker who was a gay biker chick, who was even in awe that Mom came to her defense when other co-workers tried to start that ol' homophobic BS on her, cause dear ol Mom threatenedto kick anybodies ass who f**ked with her friend, And Mom wouldnt care if yer male/female and black-or-white...As my Mom was fond of saying: "You don't cross the Boss...And I'm the boss!" (If you were dumb and didnt heed her word she would rain down upon yer ass-I know that from experience  ) |
That's awesome. But it's not awesome that you experienced the wrath. Except that it taught you a few good things.