Christine see Billy lying there and rushes over to him, "Oh Lindsey what have you done!" she cries "At least he got to see Stevie nude before he went" replies Lindsey "Now it's your turn Chris!"
Lindsey points the laser sight at her, just as he squeezes the trigger something comes flying down from upstairs. It's an Alembic fretless bass and it hits Lindsey on the arm knocking his James Bond style gun/guitar flying. John is stood at the top of the stairs "Don't mess with my ex Liddy Buck!" screams John, with his foot in plaster he slides down the hand rail and into Chris's arms "Oh John, my hero" cries Christine.
Stevie flicks the lights on and just at that moment Lindsey regains his composure, grabs the gun/guitar and points it at Stevie "Welcome to the room Sara" says Lindsey. The rest of the house are in the room now as well and there is a standoff.
1:00am The house is surrounded by SWAT teams. Lindsey is cool in a John Travolta Swordfish kinda way.
"OK, here are my demands" shouts Lindsey " I want a ten year supply of wheat thins, I'm not greedy, just enough to see me through my next album" "and I want a new three album deal with the record company, and I want more credit for being the genius behind the group and finally.... I want the public to stop believing Stevie and I will ever get back together, I'm a married man with two kids"
"No way Buckingham" shouts the SWAT leader "The public just ain't gonna buy that last demand"
With this Lindsey picks up the Turner and presses the "red" button. The guitar explodes and a small mushroom cloud appears where Lindsey stood. The smoke disperses and there is no sign of Lindsey's body, only a hole in the wall.
Mick eventually goes on to win Big Brother by telling different stories to each house member and making them vote each other out.
There was no trace of what happened to Lindsey Buckingham, Rumours abound that he sits in a garage somewhere planning the moment to make a comeback and release new material to the public.
No one knows if it will ever happen.......
THE END
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