2:30am Lindsey goes to bed, contemplating whether he should poison Stevie. She'd made him cry, made him break down, and shattered his illusions of love; it was over now, either he should pick up the pieces and go home.......or poison STEVIE !!!! He slept on the idea, and got a good night's sleep.
DAY 3
9:15am Stevie wakes to find all her hairsprays and volumisers are missing - Billy and Lindsey have stolen them and are doing their hair.
9:20am Stevie finds out that they have taken them and complains to Rick, who grabs the sprays off Lindsey and Billy. Lindsey is in a rage and Rick runs away, but he is not fast enought - Lindsey grabs his nearby Gibson Chet Atkins and hurls the guitar towards him. This time it hits him on the head so hard the guitar splits in two on impact. Rick drops onto the floor like a dead pigeon. He is unconcious.
9:25am Everybody in the house runs over to attend to Rick. Apart from Bekka, who is comforting Lindsey. He is crying. Because he can't play Big Love and Go Insane until he orders a new one.
12:15pm Rick is in bed. Christine, John and Peter are watching over him. He is slowly recovering. Meanwhile Mick is in the diary room complaining about Lindsey's temper. He believes that Lindsey should be evicted before "something
serious happens."
1:06pm With the exception of Rick, everybody gathers round in the main room: Lindsey, Billy, Peter, John and Mick are going to play "Oh Well". Lindsey sings "Can't help about the shape Rick's in, he can't sing, he ain't pretty, and his legs are thin, don't ask me 'bout Gift o' Screws, I might not give the answer that you want me to."
1:10pm Lindsey picks up his Taylor and plays Landslide, whilst Stevie begins to sing. Despite the fact that he has broomstick marks all over his face and she still has an imprint of his fingerprints on her neck, they hug and kiss at the end of it. Mick whispers into John's ear "you don't find love like that anymore, that's really something special."
3:20pm Mick suddenly realises that he hasn't seen Bob all day. He runs upstairs and sees that Bob is not in his room. There is a letter on the bed. He reads it. "I am sick of all of you. I have gone to join the children of God. I will be Jeremy's room-mate. And he has promised to lend me bits of his 'fro which he has carefully preserved for over 30 years."
4:05pm Bekka joins Lindsey in the garden, who seems to have a very deep, lunatic look in his eyes. "What's the matter?" He replies: "This is the time." She says "This is the time....for what?" He replies "This is the time....to....say goodbye." Bekka is confused, but she does not care, she is alone with Lindsey and won't miss the opportunity. She tries to kiss Lindsey.
4:03pm Peter visits the diary to confess that he has developed a crush on somebody. "I've got to confess....for a very long time now, I've had a massive crush on....no...in fact I think I'm completely in love with..................."
[to be continued].............
