9.30am... John escapes by climbing over the roof, yelling something about not being able to handle the madness.
10.03am... Christine walks in on Lindsey searching through her underwear drawer. Lindsey thought it was Stevie's... yeah, enough, you pervert... he was looking for the Wheat Thins. Christine is shocked and goes to the diary room to report it.
11.59am... Stevie and Bekka start a remote control war. Mick, fed up with the bitching, takes the remote control, turns off the television and holds it above his head. Obviously neither of the girls can reach it there.
12.28pm... Bob is hot-boxing the garden shed.
1.35pm... Rick and Billy get into a serious discussion about religion. As with all discussions of this nature, they eventually resort to fighting and name calling. Billy stabs Rick in the arm with a guitar pick, and is called to the diary room for a warning.
2.11pm... Mick is making a drum kit with saucepans and wooden spoons. Lindsey is intrigued by this and emerges from the bedroom where he has been sulking. They start a jam session. Lindsey creates one of those things you blow on with a comb and a piece of greaseproof paper. Rick, Billy and Peter all filter into the room and join in with their various kitchen instruments.
2.36pm... The jam session is halted by shrieks from upstairs. It's Becka... "That witch has stolen my shampoo!"
Someone else's turn.
Laura.