1.

~ "Whoa... I don't know what that perfume is but it's making my head spin... ooh, look, the ground is coming closer!"
2.

~ "What?! Someone is sitting down at my show?! I'll teach him a lesson or two..."
3.

~ "The triffid? Yeah, he went that way."
4.

~ "Bite me."
5.

~ "They warned me that I would stay this way if the wind changed... I should have listened!"
6.

~ "Aaargh! Note to self... always wear underwear onstage in order to avoid misunderstandings with the guitar strap... ouch!"
Thanks, Becka! That was fun!
Laura.