1.
"In my 50 years alive, I've sold about 40 million records, been the leader of an 800 million dollar band, become a living guitar and musical legend, had a string of stunning girlfriends....and oh yea...this is my wife. So there."
2.
"You like that riff?!?! huh? Well...DO YA PUNK???!!!"
3.
"Hmmmmm.....CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
4.
"What the $%@& do you want?"
5.
"They're laughing but he's grabbed me where he shouldn't!!!"
6.
"I soooooo shouldn't have slammed the guitar into....
there!!AGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!"