things that are pissing me off right now:
grocery store bag dude - no, i don't want to donate $2 to united way. it's 10 pm and i am using the self-checkout. if i wanted to donate $2 to the united way, i would've scanned the stupid coupon that is conspicuously placed next to the scanner, wouldn't i? i wonder how much money is wasted printing those stupid things.
parking spaces for pregnant women - god, are they serious? i'm choosing not to help overpopulate the earth. i should get to park close to the store, too. nobody told aforementioned pregnant women to get pregnant. unless you're the virgin mary, eff off.
my car - is leaking coolant. i can't drive it. i'm about to kick its ass to the curb. i'm spending $90/month on friggin' insurance so it can be a POS.
the bad taste in my mouth - boca fake chicken patties were half off, so i bought two boxes. except i now realize i don't like boca fake chicken patties. anybody want to buy 7 individually wrapped frozen fake chicken patties off me? free shipping!
victoria beckham - is any part of her
not made out of silicone? i mean, for serious:
(pic taken from pinkisthenewblog.com)
yikes.