[sara1998]

Here's one for ya:

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not
all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he
says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pwomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress
her.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want try someting I heard about... numbaa 69"

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... chicken wiff broccoli?!"