I am happily wedded to my little van - we're at it for 12 hours solid every weekday, and on weekends we leave each other the hell alone. I met her on eBay - £2000 and she was all mine
Vans are more reliable than girls, and less likely to cheat on you, although it is not unknown. Reproduction is an issue though - we haven't figured that one out yet.
Seriously though, I don't get time to go out much and I don't know anyone around here, so meeting my significant other is a long way off, if she exists at all. Maybe I'll bump into her next time around
