Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.
Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.
Pantylines.
Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.
Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.
Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.
Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.
This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack?
